You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
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After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
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Kind of an Iranian name. Those men who named Sajad are very trustable, cool and goodlooking. If your boyfriend’s name is Sajad do not let him go! He has a supreme style and he is handsome. This means they are kind and they have a lot of discipline.
Do you know this guy?
- No, but i’ve heard he is very handsome.
Hmm. His name is Sajad.
- OMG! Let’s go get his number!
- No, but i’ve heard he is very handsome.
Hmm. His name is Sajad.
- OMG! Let’s go get his number!
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Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
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Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
Jimmy: True salad.
Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad
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