tyre sampson

A 14 year old who died to fall damage in florida

Hey watch out you dont want to be the next tyre sampson

by tyre sampson March 28, 2022

blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.

Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.

by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013

Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

mr sampson

Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's

yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull

by burak obamer June 26, 2019

Kieron Sampson

The biggest beta male imaginable. He is adopted father to one Jayden Sampson, who frequently uses a vape.

OMG, he's the biggest Kieron Sampson I've ever seen

by Prof.CallumAdams1979 March 6, 2020

Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.

“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.

"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"

by HHS words June 5, 2023