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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is what seems to be an ill
minded individual who is Psychotic and skitso frenic. He has a mind of a young boy or girl, careless about death, he often shows signs of femanin and childish characteristics, he must be a man or woman, hes vocab is too high to be of a child. perhaps a victim of "a great war" exposed to radiation from nuclear arms causing him to become mentally ill.All his friends left him or died, hes puppets could have been his diseased fomore friends ,more than anything he is a victim of solitary confindment.
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"The Great War"
" Wedding Day"
" Some Where Over the Rainbow"
by Realmz December 22, 2008
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When breaking up marijuana with your fingers, you're fingers will become sticky, smelly, and most of all have green specks off ganja all over them! This is called having salad fingers.
"Dude.. I have mad salad fingers from breakin all this maryjane up"
by Walkaar October 10, 2008
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Salad Fingers is the main character of a weird cartoon series on YouTube called Salad Fingers. Many have benefited from his wise words such as -"I like rusty spoons, I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my Salad fingers is almost ORGASMIC".

People may also be referred to as 'Salad Fingers' if they get an orgasm from stroking rusty spoons.
Person 1:"oh my god, there’s a person getting an orgasm from stroking a rusty spoon in there."

Person 2"Yeah she’s my Salad Fingers Girlfriend.
Person 1: "Whoaa!!! She is HOT - I want a Salad finger girlfriend!!"
by urbanrustyspoonlover October 14, 2011
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Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...
She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate
by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005
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This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!
Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.
by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016
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When you finger a girl who has got a bush (unshaven vagine)
Bro I got salad fingers from Brooke Kenny
by Samcrook20 December 29, 2019
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Hey did you see that bitch tits' salad fingers. It looks like his dad was E.T.
by mrpoohbear January 19, 2011
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