Russian

An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.

Muggers say "Do you know what neighborhood you're in buddy?!?"

Russian guy says with heavy accent "You tink dis bad neighburhood?"

*muggers back away*

by AlligatorIsHungry >".=.> July 28, 2010

clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Russian genderbender

When a Russian chick fucks you so hard you forget your gender

Robert: I heard Lucy gives a killer Russian genderbender
Noah: Hell yeah it was great. It was super confusing though.

by Chan095 March 21, 2017

Russian beyblade

When a male is laying down and a female saddles your dick and spins 360 degrees.

Babe let’s do the Russian beyblade
Uhhh spin me

by Justin.m June 10, 2018

Russian Meteor

A few naked girls interlock and become a tangled mesh which is the meteor. Then a bunch of guys come in, find a hole and start pounding away.

Guy1: Dude look at thoes chicks over there!
Guy2: Yeah they're pretty hot!
Guy1: I'd love to engage in a Russian Meteor with them!

by The_Natural_Log February 18, 2013

Russian Rat Ritual

The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.

Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!

by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022