rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!

1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!

by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010

rule 666

Rule 666 is the definition and embodiment of the devil, and any activities involving satanism.
When applied, all other religious actions will be nullified, and only the devil's worship will be available.

(How it is used.)
Priest: Sir, this is a Catholic Church, please pray and respect our religion.
Random Man: Rule 666 man.
Priest: ALL HAIL THE DEVIL.

by FreddyFuckBoy1987 January 8, 2016

Rule 666-B

You've lost the GAME. No exceptions.

Rules Of The Internet.

A:Hey what's up?
B:Rule 666-B
*A leaves*

by Shadow53x May 25, 2010

Rule 61

when playing an online game, a higher-ranked character will kill a lower ranked character for not cybering with them

snatch thinks she's too good for me, i'll have to invoke Rule 61

by Vigo Catra February 28, 2012

rule 69 of sex

The rule that states that you are not allowed to put high fructose corn syrup in a woman’s vagina during sex.

Joe Bob: Last night was so good with Michelle! I put high fructose corn syrup in her pussy and it acted as a lube!

Brody: Oh shiiiit that violates Rule 69 of sex!

by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018

rule 666

The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs

One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.

Jane: Does he pass rule 666?

Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.

Jane: Like what?

Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.

Jane: Whatever.

by goyo May 9, 2017