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Runner's Cough

When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.
Person 1: *coughs*

Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."
by LAWLZATJ00 July 3, 2009
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Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.
Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".
by quesondriac December 4, 2010
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hole runner

An object that enters many holes. Can be used to describe a male whore.
Wow kenny you slept with so many women i could mistake you for a hole runner.
by keithh58 January 6, 2008
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runner-runner

(adj) Describes the way a hand won in Texas Hold'em Poker if the turn (fourth) and river (fifth) cards saved it from losing.
That river rat -- all he had were rags til he caught that runner-runner flush on the board.

Oh man, what a chaser. He calls my all-in with a double gut-shot, then gets a runner-runner straight on the river. Unbelievable.
by Coell December 28, 2005
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Life Ruiner

Noun; Someone who is constantly making your ovaries explode and one look can make you pregnant. Someone who can intoxicate an entire fandom.
Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Chord Overstreet, Mark Salling, Cory Monteith, Harry Shum Jr, Jonathan Groff, Life Ruiner
by DKlainebows November 23, 2011
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Coral Nesta Runner-Powell

A rare type of lion only found in the deep forests of Africa. Said to have an orange tint and veryy pooof hair.
WOW... Look at that Coral Nesta Runner-Powell over there eating that cat.
by Bleeehhh December 5, 2009
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Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time
"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"
by jewfish910 January 27, 2012
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