rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.

Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2007

rufus

Quite possibly the greatest player ever

You are maybe as good as dreamraped, but nowhere near as good as rufus

by Teddy Roosevelt February 21, 2003

rufus

something contracted while under the influence of "roofies"
ie, a venereal disease, or a child.

Guy1: Dude! a small, furry creature just crawled out of your pants! WTF?
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

Pinto and Rufus

Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.

"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."

"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"

"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."

by Professor Shemp March 27, 2017

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy)

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter

"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"

by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023

Rufus Wright

Rufus Wright is a british actor/artist who has been in movies like James Bond, War Machine and Star Wars. He has also played Neil Armstrong in the movie “8 Days”. He looks like a *hot* english teacher and has been in lots of Plays like Much Ado About Nothing and The Audience.

Oh that’s Rufus Wright! He is the definition of a British gentleman.

by Ishoulddosomethingproductive October 11, 2022

Rufus Shinra

He is first time seen as the 21 year old vice president of Shinra , but after his father, President Shinra, kicks the bucket Rufus becomes the new president of Shinra inc. He is one of the Final Fantasy VII's antagonists. He has a cool, arrogant and greedy deamour and has a sarcastic sense of humor. He also has his own infamous hair flip thingie.

rufus shinra is the hottest and best villain ever.

by celine-chan September 20, 2006