Romario is not like the Mario in the game, mostly because he doesn't punch boxes to get money or mushrooms or anything. Romario is even better. A simple wink can make your world spiral down into candy land, and a full on smile makes everything just that much better. Romario is usually tall (Also unlike Mario) and will let you stare at his tattoo or body peircings for as long as you like. Any other part of his body you have to stare at while he's not looking, but its so hard not to stare at Romario because he is so perfect.
Have you seen Romario? "How could I not, he is so perfect!"
I wish I could just stare at Romario today, that would be a day well spent.
I wish I could just stare at Romario today, that would be a day well spent.
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Often obsessed over. Hard to forget. Someone not to be messed with.
A sexy beast.
Often obsessed over. Hard to forget. Someone not to be messed with.
A sexy beast.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you're older Annie?
Annie: I want to be Romarie!
Wow you look so fabulous! I am SO jealous. You look so Romarie!
If you see a Romarie, step back and bow down.
Annie: I want to be Romarie!
Wow you look so fabulous! I am SO jealous. You look so Romarie!
If you see a Romarie, step back and bow down.
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She kept her unholy rosary next the the handcuffs for those nights when it got really kinky, or when she needed to service herself.
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