romantomasochist

an individual that knowingly starts a relationship that will be painful

One says don't fall in love with me you will only get hurt.
The romantomasochist says it is OK; I know what I'm doing.

One who looks up old lovers to find out what went wrong.

by zaq1max February 2, 2006

Romanoffed

The feeling when you see Scarlett Johansson dancing. First used by Clark Gregg in the New York Comic-Con.

Person 1: Did you go to the bar last night?
Person 2: Yes, the cast of Avengers were there.
Person 1: Dude, I got romanoffed!

by T2nunu March 17, 2013

peckerino romano

The smegma (cock cheese) of a male of Italian ethnicity. It's a play-on-words based on a combination of the words "pecker" (cock, dick) and the Italian cheese "pecorino romano".

"Wow, my boyfriend Guido had some major peckerino romano action going on his dick last night when he had me give him a blow job."

by Dr. Jayy November 13, 2007

Romano

A moody personification of Southern Italy seen in Hetalia. His real name is Lovino Vargas. His brother, the northern part of Italy, is name Veneciano Vargas. He is moody to other men but nice to tourists and women. He likes tomatos and Spain's ass. He has a soft side, but barely shows it. He has a curl on his head that is his erogenous zone.

(below gif: him being angry at his brother)

"My big brother Romano ate all of the tomatos! How will I make pasta now?!"

by uccidimi July 11, 2019

Rolando

a name for a mythological beast trapped in a human body, loves the taste of blood, especially blood of the opposite sex of a human. it is said nothing can tame it.
it is said to be in relation to Nosterafu

oh damn, look at that, i think he's a Rolando,

ow, why you bite me, stop acting like a Rolando.

by tsunami54 February 11, 2009

Grimy Rolando

adjective. When a woman presses her upper lip to the furthest most part of a mans anus, and her lower lip to the bottom part of a mans anus, and the man then squirts liquid shit into the back of her throat.

Courtneys throat never recovered from her Grimy Rolando.

by Muggzy Main May 17, 2006

Romano

He is just like an asian. He is better than you, you don't have to try. He will beat you.And he got a large dick.

Romano is the best!

by roro1602 January 2, 2017