robert

absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021
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A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019
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A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER
by Thrgycy March 21, 2017
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A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.
Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 17, 2018
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A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.
He looks so cool he must be a "Robert".
by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021
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Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend
Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like
by Malicos February 10, 2021
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The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7
Hey where’s Robert, he is on the toilet or sleeping.
by xsavaex December 04, 2017
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