4:20 Ritual

The 4:20 Ritual only occurs on the April 20th(4/20) and is said day's BLUNT + BOWL Ritual and must be completed by the end of said day. 4 blunts and 20 bowls......now you have a new holiday ritual.

Ex: Clay, "Why is he drooling?". Henry, "He is completing the 4:20 Ritual and almost done!". Jake, ".......ughhuhuhkkushhhhhahhhah."

by SlimKidnwwa March 18, 2012

rituals

What you say at work when your talking about smoking weed

James-Aye you gonna perform your rituals tonight?

Mike-hell yeah

by phantomk June 23, 2013

Ritul

An Extremely hot male who has the best personality ever! Is very versatile, a good kisser, extremely attractive and lovable. Very Cuddly and popular. Cute, adorable and loving, he will always steal your heart. Very strong and loves to have a good time.

He's a hottie, but he's not as hot as Ritul

by watwy June 8, 2014

ritualistic clinky

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.

Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky

by archbishop tommy January 5, 2008

Ritilate

Ritilate is the new chav word. I found, when I typed this word into google, there was only one entry (googley!), guess I spoilt that one. It simply means to retaliate and is often used by chavs when they have just been "wheyed in".

"What up my brother from another mother, Im gonna ritilate all over you!" Never take this the wrong way, it has nothing to do with violation.

by Brother from another mother April 16, 2005

Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.

"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"

by Athing1201 March 27, 2015

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016