Ritalini is a special pasta Italians give their young people afflicted with ADHD. The special Ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.
Momma: "Pappa, Guiseppi has been acting up again, he's been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!"
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."
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The condition that exists after reading any book or story that makes you contemplate the deeper meanings of life. Also an early stage in the process of becoming a hipster.
Girl: I just quit school; I'm just looking for something MORE in life, you know?
Boy: Aw man, did you just read something by Salinger? You've got a strong case of catcher-in-the-ritis!
Boy: Aw man, did you just read something by Salinger? You've got a strong case of catcher-in-the-ritis!
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