righteous nigger

Black people who go to church for the free food and for thicker bitches.

I'm a Righteous nigger, I go to church for the free food and thicker bitches!

by Righteous Nigger 666 January 6, 2017

Righteous Plinth

Placing ones balls gently on the top of your loved ones head as an act of passive domination.

I achieved the righteous plinth with Candy last night and now our relationship is at the next level dude.

by Whatttt?! December 29, 2018

righteous bitch

Someone that speaks bluntly, honestly, and cares deeply about you and you them.

Tracy is a Righteous Bitch

by Rock-a-Squin September 13, 2013

Righteous Nig

Said usually when at a loss for words to describe the sighting of a black person (usually male) who possesses indescribably awesome attributes or qualities such as wearing a cool hat, keepin' a ho in line, beatin' down the white oppressors or just generally being ghetto and black.
Some popular Righteous Nigs include -
Samuel L Jackson
Laurence Fishburne
Tupac
Snoop
Dre
That Black Guy That Plays Drums For Jason Mraz

Note: Can also be adapted to suit the user's mood - Righteous Nog, Righteous Negro, Righteous Niglett/Noglett (in the case of younger Righteous Nigs), Righteous Blacker, Righteous Nig Nog Nag (in case of truly awe-inspiring negro qualities warranting the use of the highest negro compliment).

Guy 1 - *Oh wow, fuck yeah.*
Guy 2 - *What?*
Guy 1 - *You seen this awesome negro dancin'?*
Guy 2 - *Yeah he's truly amazing.*
Guy 1 - *A righteous nig indeed.* (Satisfied smile)

Or

Guy 1 - *That Morgan Freeman he's so cool, ya know just the way he smiles an' shit just so awe-inspiring, a truly Righteous Nig*
Guy 2 - *And the fact that he's in EVERY FILM EVER MADE. Righteous or what?*
(Synchronised satisfied smile)

by YouDroppedYourGayCard October 17, 2009

righteous bison

The objectively best weapon in TF2.

"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"

by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021

Shelf-righteous

(adj.) Having or being characterized by an unprecedented lack of morality in the presence of others, often to please others. Someone who is shelf-righteous is congenitally virtuous, but often leaves their morals ‘on the shelf’ in the presence of their friends or coworkers. A shelf-righteous act is typically done to appease a peer whose view is highly bigoted or jaundiced.

Person 1:I can’t fathom why he would ever say such a thing. He’s not that kind of person.
Person 2: He probably said it in the heat of the moment, in the presence of his friends.
Person 1: Wow he’s so shelf-righteous.

by endearingfellow May 7, 2020

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008