rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

Hiding Behind The Rice

Acting as a pussy nigga

That nigga was hiding behind the rice when he wouldn’t fight me.

by RealTakashiNigga December 7, 2018

ricemance

It is the anglo/asian version of a bromance. The intense love shared between a heterosexual anglo and asian person (of either sex).

John: Dude, you know how you're my ricemance? Do you want to go out for a Thirsty Tuesday tonight and sink some beers?

Janssen: Yeah, I'd love you long time if we did

John: You're awesome, can't wait to spend some quality time with you

by emaj April 6, 2010

rice queen denial

A non-Asian man who constantly denies that they are attracted to Asian men, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Ethan: Have you seen that Michael has shacked up with another asian dude?
Daniel: OMG yeah, he has such a massive case of rice queen denial
Ethan: He'll probably need a prescription of antibiotics for his RQD

by ConfuciusSays69 November 29, 2017

ricer turn-off

A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.

The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.

Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.

*Civic flies by Mustang*

*Civic turns off into side street*

Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!

Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.

Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.

Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?

Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*

by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012

Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.

Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.

by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Egg fried rice

The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!

haiyaa why u use saucepan to cook rice. Your Egg fried rice is gonna be wet and sticky haiyaa

by little blue blob January 22, 2021