rice rocket

A fucking Japanese piece of shit car that does 0-60 in about 13 seconds. It also has a fuckin muffler the size of a fuckin basket ball to make a ton og gay whining noise (the sounds that wake u up at night). Also these cars are for shit and have stickers on them that say "el diablo" or "honda civic" in fancy gothic type. They have ground affects and their owners claim that they up the performance which they dont. These cars are useless and are gay. They are slow and are all one wheel drive.

Some one wheel drive cars are:

Honda Civic
Toyota Celica
Honda Accord 4cyl
Toyota Camry
All geo cars

Japanese & German cars that arent Rice Rockets:

Subaru WRX STI 300hp
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 275hp
Toyota Supra 300hp
Nissan 300zx-350Z 300-285hp
Volksvagen R32 275hp
German Cars Exactly Like Rice Rockets:

VW Jetta
VW Bug
VW Golf
VW GTI
Porsche 914
Porsche Boxter (fuckin wanna be 911)

by Supa D May 29, 2004

rice rocket

A weak-ass poor horsepowered car that will never be able to beat a stock american muscle car no matter how much technology advances... ALL HAIL THE POWER OF V8 YOU GODDAMN RICE-ROCKET WANNABE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Ill put my money on a stock muscle car over a tuned rice rocket any day of the fucking week

by James Lowe November 3, 2004

rice rocket

an imported vehicle, usually from japan for example: Honda, Toyota, Mazda, Nissan, Mittsubishi, etc. Purchased by asian people with too much money to spend cuz of thier rich gangsta asses. These vehicles are then tuned to be fast and eye catching. Such things include stickers, wing/spoilers, big rims, air intake, nos, etc... most of them contain hot ass asian girls in the passenger seat by the rich asian gangsta

Damn my fucking rice rocket is awesome. It killed some idiots mustang... while my hot ass hoe was in the seat giving me a bj

by riced May 25, 2003

rice rocket

Riced-up car or motorbike driven by an azn.

ChEk Ma WhEaLz!1 TaKe NoAt Ov Ma siLva cOaTInG!111 Ma Car bEz A rIce RoKeT!111~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Rice Rocket

My $7000 fully built civic hatch that owned on your $25000 leadsled last night at the races....

"dude..... that 5.0 just got owned by a rice rocket.... a car with less than half the displacement.... that domestic kid must feel pretty stoopid right about now...."

by Han Li November 7, 2003

rice rocket

automobile, often a Japanese import, modified for speed, or at least to look fast.

Check out my hemi, it left that rice rocket in the dust!

by vasking September 17, 2008

rice rocket

a vehicle with several modifications to it in several ways. may or may not be fast. opposed to popular belief, the term "rice" in the title refers to the fact that the engines are very small and not that they are japanese.

the people who post negative definitions of rice rocket on this site are just jealous haters who are jealous that they lack the money or talent to make a rice rocket.

by Konsento June 7, 2003