Reuben

Reuben just deadly that guy Just teases the bitches Just eats the pussy and doesn't even throw it in Just call him the Reubenator- The Reuben-ate-her.. Cha

Do you know why they call him The Reubenator? No, why? Be Reuben-ate-her! What!? No way! Fucken legendary bro.

by Mugiwara no Ichi March 1, 2023

Reuben

The cutest, amazingest, perfect boyfriend ever.

“Girl” oh look there’s Reuben
“Me” yeah he is amazing
“Girl” ikr I would love to date him
“Me” excuse me, he’s taken

by Hehshehehw November 29, 2020

Reuben

Your Lord and Saviour.

"Whoa, that was close!"
"Thank Reuben that didn't happen."

by Rakelan October 30, 2017

Reuben

Reuben is a Beautiful Spanish male; one who has an insanely large cock. Every girl wants him, every guy wants to be him. Good at performing and a passion for good music. A truly amazing dude, the best to be around and party with. He looks super hot in anything he puts on (including nothing) and is the best kisser and love maker. Probably the most awesome person ever. Is good at many things, and very original.

Girl: god he is sexy
Girl 2: yeah his names probably reuben

by Hahahahahaahjswoeijos October 23, 2013

Reuben

A deli sandwich made with Rye, Swiss cheese, Pastrami, Sauerkraut, and Russian Dressing. One of the best sandwiches to get at diner or authentic Deli.

Customer: I'd like the best sandwich you have please
Waitress: Oh, then that'd be the Reuben

by Joules March 31, 2008

Reuben

Reuben can be nice but is also a total dick. One minite he's pissing you off the next he is telling others to sotp harming you. he is very good at lots of things you might call him a (over achiver). He shows off alot more than he should and is the (wost) singer ever. he clams he has a octave rnge of 4. but all up he's sweet, loving and all out spectacular.

why did you do that?! you're so amazing Reuben.

by Seacrets November 16, 2018

Sloppy Reuben

a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"

Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."

Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"

Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"

Gman: "awesome!"

by aeraxeur February 28, 2011