Retardable

~noun~adverb~verb~adj~ A person, action, and/or thing that is incredibly retarded.

"That guy drives Retardably"
"Dam nigga you Retardable"
"This women is Retardably stupid"
"Paris Hilton is Retardable"

by 305 Tico November 26, 2009

Retardable

Combination of relatable and retar*ed

That's pretty retardable ngl

by rayane1718 December 17, 2024

Retardable

"Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.

"That's so retardable, I would've definitely messed up worse.

by rayane1718 August 2, 2025

Retardasted

A combination of being retarded and wasted, retards really shouldn't get wasted, but dumb asses equivalent in both social awkwardness and lack of brain matter to retards do. Resulting in a retardasted kid.

Yo that sketchy kid in the union was retardasted, he should be detained.

by ThaDuttchmaster759 September 8, 2010

Retardle

A retarded sniggle; conjures images of a mentally disabled squirtle

Person 1: "Look at that stupid squirtle, it keeps running into walls"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a retardle"

George: "What a dumbass"
Matt: "You mean, what a retardle?"

by Redgum_Nipple_Punch October 11, 2011

Retardacity

A person who is openly stupid regardless of consequences.

He knew that it was shark infested waters but he had the retardacity to get in and swim anyways.

by Zer0left April 5, 2017

Retardaded

A type of person that is smart but is acting retarded. This tends to be 'dads' with their dad jokes.

"Hey DJ, did you know that Hillary married Obama?"

"Maxwell, stop being so retardaded. Hillary is Bill Clinton in a suit."

"DJ, I thought you were good at politics."

"I am."

by Zedd04 May 28, 2018