From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
by Melvin P. Dittlethumper December 10, 2009
Get the Republican Party Reptilemug. Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
by ugra July 3, 2012
Get the CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)mug. What comes out of politician's mouths
by afsmist December 4, 2017
Get the the hum of reptilesmug. 1.
An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.
2.
A person who loves heat
3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.
4.
A person who is despised? No...
An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.
2.
A person who loves heat
3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.
4.
A person who is despised? No...
1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"
2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile
3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"
4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile
3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"
4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
by Baum, weil Baum September 13, 2017
Get the Reptilemug. by The Reptile Extrodinare July 8, 2023
Get the Reptile Expomug. 1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.
2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.
2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.
1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.
2. Monitor Lizard
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.
2. Monitor Lizard
by THE AFTERBRINGER June 1, 2011
Get the Large Reptilesmug. A Reptile is the acronym "Republican empowering President Trump into losing elections"
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections
As a Reptile, I will always vote for Trump endorsed candidates in the primary. Even if that means a libtard will win the general election.
by No Reptiles February 2, 2024
Get the REPTILEmug.