digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

reprotarded

the stupidity associated with the chemical urge to reproduce

don't be reprotarded.

by knife fight jones July 25, 2010

rertard

Smart, opposite of retard, u retard

U r not a rertard

by Insert name in this box February 13, 2018

Retrotarded

Young people that dress in the fashion trends of the 70's/80's but are convinced that it's a new look.

That kid with the muttonchops and bandanna thinks he's original but actually he's "Retrotarded".

by NAD1979 November 4, 2011

Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.

That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.

by Tursipz June 5, 2013

Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

news reporter

a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".

DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!

by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008