muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.

Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with

Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"

by Pappa steve January 5, 2012

Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

by ThatOneGuyWithTheCoolUserName June 26, 2010

Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman

" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent

by Eric c December 2, 2013

bitch repellent

The spray you use to spray that one annoying ass bitch that won’t go away. Like a fly.

Bitch: Hey I heard you wanna fight? Let’s go outside now!

Me: No no no! Stay your annoying ugly ass over there. *sprays bitch repellent*

by Joshlerandmel October 27, 2018

snuggle repellent

Farting under the sheets when your girlfriend tries to snuggle up against you

Girl: "you had bad gas last night"
Guy: "that was my snuggle repellent"

by DJBee May 22, 2007

lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.

Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh

by Willy Wig September 23, 2014