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can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

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"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
by Max Casella May 2, 2006
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National Relay Day

On May 8th throught the nation marks relay day. In track, swimming, or cross country the athletes compete in a relay to see who is the fastest. It is used most often in a sentence to your coach or advisor.
“Coach today is national relay day therefore we must swim a relay”
by National relay day June 2, 2018
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Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.
*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*
by Sven9493837712 May 24, 2015
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Generational Relay Race Fail

When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.
I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.
by MauCougar September 20, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
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