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Red Sox Nation

Racist high school dropout fan base called 'The Nation' consisting of ugly, pale, red-headed women and children with disturbingly boorish accents.

Fueled by their common hatred of a superior franchise, The New York Yankees, members of Red Sox Nation share similar complexions and characteristics such as: freckles and foster parents.

Philistines by nature, Sox fans thoroughly enjoy being obnoxious, and know very little about subjects other than how much the Yankees suck.

Longtime fans of a lowly bottom feeding franchise, they are hot-tempered and dim-witted with large foundationless ego's.

* Mild elevation of status and/or relevance due to two tainted world championships in the past five years.
Red Sox Nation i.e. In the company of losers.
by Son of Abraham August 10, 2009
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redboxicated

being incapable of getting your redbox movie in a timely manner do to annoying kids crying " I want to push the buttons", drunk, stoned, or just being one the majority of people that are too stupid to know how to use a kiosk.
Sorry I'm late, it took 20 minutes to return the movie because the soccer mom in front of me was redboxicated by her 3 kids wanting to pick the movie.
by themgr January 12, 2011
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Red Sox Nation

Term used to describe fans of the Boston Red Sox. Fans of the team, whether they live in New England or throughout America or the World are considered members of Red Sox Nation.
All of Red Sox Nation rejoiced when the Red Sox defeated the Yankees to complete the greatest comeback in the history of sport.
by Bill January 19, 2005
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Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

A fantasy conjured up by Massholes and other New Englanders who actually believe Yankee fans watch baseball with an eye on beating Boston, while Yankee fans are primarily concerned with winning championships. In a true rivalry, one team wins more frequently than the appearance of Haley's Comet.
Hey, go Sox! We finally beat the Yankees with some half-assed fluke! This Red Sox-Yankees rivalry is really heating up - if we win 20 more championships and the Yankees don't win any, we'll be even!
by Sux Nation September 25, 2011
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Redox

I redoxed all over that bitches face.
by Jros September 8, 2007
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Redbox Creeping

When you are trying to use a Redbox and are approached by a creeper or bum.
Be wary of the Redbox on MLK drive, it's got a lot of Redbox creeping.
by itzallgudbra March 17, 2009
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redsock

The male does the woman in the butt. When he cums he punches her in the back as hard as he can. Right as he does that, due to her tensing her muscles, he pulls out and the interior of her rectum comes with it.
He redsocked me and I had to put my recktum back in.
by Jerome Michaels February 16, 2003
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