J.J. Redick

JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.

While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.

JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.

J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.

by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006

JJ Redick

JJ Redick is a great basketball player. He will be a leader for Duke in the next two years, and hopefully, have a great NBA Career after that. He is a great shooter and a great person as well. He is the latest leader of the Duke team, fulfilling a role just as Christian Laettner did in his junior and senior season.

He is just like Christian Laettner, in that he shoots well and is a leader. GO JJ!!! ROCK THE ACC AND THE NCAA!!!

by BlueDevilForLife September 6, 2004

redsicker

A cool or entertaining, crazy, backwoods-dwelling, inbred Hillbilly from upstate New York.

"Damn my deer dun only gots one pienty thinger" stupid redsicker

by Wesley Pipes July 25, 2008

JJ Redick

An AWESOME outside shooter who can bust a big shot in a time of need. He is also very hot and seems to be very disciplined.

J.J. will go on and become one of the greatest shooters in the history of the game if he continues to do what he's doing.

by Taylor R. March 15, 2004

rodrickheffley._

the best instagram editor for Devon Bostick

@rodrickheffley._ is a massive simp for devon bostick and edits him everyday

by instagram person September 4, 2021

Tyler Reddick

A NASCAR driver who currently drives the number 8 car for Richard Childress Racing. Tyler won the 2018 and 2019 Xfinity Series championships, becoming the first driver to do it for different teams. (2018 with JR Motorsports and 2019 with RCR). Reddick drove the 19 and 29 trucks for Brad Keselowski in the truck series with success, winning 3 races with the team. He then moved to Chip Ganassi Racing, where he won at Kentucky. In 2018, Reddick moved to JR Motorsports, winning his first race with the team at Daytona in a photo finish over his teammate Elliott Sadler. He made it to the final four and won the championship. People were not happy though, saying Reddick didn't deserve the championship. In 2019 he moved to RCR, winning six races. In 2020, he replaced Daniel Hemric in the 8 car, outperforming him in every single statistic.

I think Tyler Reddick is a good driver.

by alexshard8168 October 27, 2020

Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick

perfection

there's nothing in this world better than Anaya Ivy Evelyn Rodrick. throw your hands in the aier.

by altruistic_ December 12, 2018