Red Rocket Syndrome

A mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. This usually results in a"Moose Knuckle" (Buldge) or worse.

- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.

Boy- Oh little Jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...

by howhardcanyousuckyourowndick July 8, 2011

Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

Red rocket kitty twister

When a girl on her period spins around on your dick while riding cowgirl.

“Last night Steve wanted to try a red rocket kitty twister and we got the sheets all bloody”

by Mystickitty February 14, 2022

Little Red Rocket

A very small dick that has ranga pubes

"Did you know that Sean's nude got leaked to the whole school?"
"Yes, they nicknamed it Little Red Rocket"

by kfcftw September 3, 2016

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

Rudolph's Red Rocket

Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.

Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.

by Se7en November 16, 2006