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Red Eddy

Noun: An anus that has been forced open to the extent that it is spewing torrents of blood.
"Dude, that last economics exam gave me a red eddy."

"That math test was like receiving a red eddy."
by Red Ed January 16, 2009
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texas red eye

when u moon someone and spread your butt checks open so they see your ass hole.
texas red eye!!! (while mooning them with your butt checks spread open)
by O-Diezze July 5, 2006
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Red Elephant

The act of having sex with your girl while on her period and your pelvic area is covered in blood. Which resembles an elephants ears and trunk...
It was that time of the month for my girl and after sex i had a red elephant.
by Farside420 December 20, 2017
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Red envelope

Red envelopes are often presented at social and family gatherings such as Chinese weddings or on holidays such as Chinese New Year. The red color of the envelope symbolizes good luck.

The money amount contained usually begins with an even digit (traditionally mostly anything involving the number 8), as odd numbered money gifts are associated with funerals. At weddings, the amount offered is usually intended to cover the cost of the attendees as well as help the newly married couple.

During Chinese New Year, red envelopes are typically given to the unmarried by the married, regardless of age.

From the old saying goes, the money in the red envelopes are not suppose to be open for usage until Chinese New Year is over, else bad luck befall on you for the whole year.
DUDE! I just got almost 500 dollars in red envelopes on chinese new years!!!! I'm going on a shopping spree tonight. (:
by amachi February 15, 2008
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Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.
Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.
by nadabus December 5, 2010
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red elvis

laying on the train tracks in an elvis suit with a bloody ass from being fucked hard
walking to school we saw a red elvis
by terin November 12, 2006
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rise with red eyes

another way of saying "wake and bake". basically you wake up and smoke some weed aka wake and bake, rise with red eyes, turn and burn, oj and roll j, big bowl of raisin bran, big bowl of resin MAN!, listeriene and mr. green, scope and dope, pillow and billow, puffin muffin, pancake and bake, mach 3 turbo and pack that herbo, Arm and Hammer Baking Soda and Peroxide Extra Whitening Toothpaste and...

...Smoke some fuckin' WEED!!
stoner 1: yo man lets rise with red eyes tomo morning
stoner 2: word, lets do it

stoner 1: yo wake up
stoner 2: huh what
stoner 1: rise with red eyes (hands stoner 2 the blunt)
by OJ and ROLL J January 28, 2009
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