Rebecca Black, we don't hate you because your famous. Your famous because we hate you.
Rebecca Black sucks
by sami89393 September 30, 2011
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A 13-year-old lyrical genius and inspiration to us all. She is best known for her passion for breakfast, her existential struggle with major life decisions such as vehicular seating locations, and her uncanny knack for calendar interpretation.
Philosophical Quotes from Rebecca Black:

-Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
-Which seat can I take?
-Today it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards.
by tincan12345 March 17, 2011
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Rebecca Black is a teenager who has an important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat. loves the day Friday, as shown on her music video "Friday". when she wakes up gotta have her cereal. she's in a rush and has to go to the bus stop. and makes her life important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat, which there is only one seat available in the back so that already show's her intelligence. and then show's her excitement because its Friday. then decides to give us all a calender reading lesson singing:
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards"
and then you would get so aggravated at this dumb ass music video that you would stop and just think "what the fuck"
Rebecca Black: it's friday, friday, friday...
you: just shut the fuck up
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A girl, who, at thirteen years old, released a song called "Friday" on YouTube on February 10, 2011 with Los Angeles, California based independent record label "Ark Music Factory". By March 13, 2011, her video got 2 million hits. This was a result of her name becoming a trending topic on both tumblr and twitter. Overall, the video and song are both extremely terrible. Thus, there was much ridicule and making fun of her and the song for a while after it went viral. Daniel Tosh even mentioned it on his blog and there were numerous covers, renditions, and remixes made of it on the internet.
"Yesterday was Thursday. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards. really bitch? Really? Did you think that we needed to know that?"
-It's Kinsley Bitch (YouTibe channel) on Rebecca Black's "Friday"
by DaInterwebzzzz March 15, 2011
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The most talented and beautiful woman in the world. She is often a role model for enthusiasm and patience, while waiting for the weekend. she is very intelligent and always knows what day of the week comes next. She eats her cereal and is definitely the most fun fun fun fun...
Spencer : Hey man, I'm not having much fun fun fun.
Bryan : Don't worry man it's...
Rebecca Black: FRIDAY FRIDAY GONNA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Spencer and Bryan : WE SO EXCITED!!
Microsoft Sam: fun. fun. fun. fun.
Rebecca Black: Tomorrow is Saturday
Spencer and Bryan : Fuck Saturday
by Spryman March 19, 2011
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The artist of the single worst song to be produced, Friday, which includes explaining the sequence of the days of the week, as well as thirteen year olds driving a convertible as if they have anywhere to go in it.
I'd bone Rebecca Black just on principle of her being the worst artist ever to produce a song.
by ceb11 March 17, 2011
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