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Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)
by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018
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Real Life Auto correct

Real Auto Correct also Know as RAC is when your otp with a Female Or With one of your boys an You Say something But it comes Out Different Just Like Auto Correct But way worse most of the time when RAC happens you Say Sum Fucked Up or Just weird DONT TRY TO TAKE OUR SHIT LAMES.
-AlexnBrycon ✍️
“Foo Your gay asf” Mybad Myboy That was Real Life auto Correct .
“Ima Tryna be up in your BestFriends guts “
My bad dawg Yk I meant I just Wanna Hug
by AlexnBryson-_- January 27, 2020
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real life swag

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro
by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020
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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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Real Life Gaming (RLG)

The shittiest League of Legends gaming team that is filled with poser wannabes.
by Eric42938042 September 25, 2011
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Real life Gangster

Thug means you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
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saads a real life Gangster
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022
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real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.
"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."
by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009
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