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lightswitch rave

A rave thrown by rhymatically flickering the lightswitch. Not recommended as lightswitches were designed for turning lights ON and OFF. The Cheat received capital punishment for such crimes.
The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you can turn the lights on and off, not to throw lightswitch raves!
by dj gs68 May 7, 2003
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Rave Ready

Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.

You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."

If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.

Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.

The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.
1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"

2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."

3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."
by Psilo707 July 2, 2008
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rave nuevo

see. new rave The hottest dance tracks comming out of France right now would fit into this genre.
Rave Nuevo is sweeping the nation! Just ask Deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or DJ YR LTTL PWNY, they know all about it.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008
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Raven fail

When someone who's been chatting in a chat room suddenly exits, due to hitting the exit button or similar by accident, and then enters only a few seconds after.

Originates from a time when WhiteRaven, a member at www.tuomas-holopainen.com, suddenly exited the Tuomas-chat on the page, and then entered only seconds later, several times on the same day, someday in December 2010. The term has been used by people in the chat room ever since.

Abbreviation: "Raven"
"Alex did a Raven fail, haha", "Sorry, I did a Raven" :p
by Webbah January 16, 2011
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That's Moderately Raven

1. A pun on the TV show of the name "That's So Raven"

2. URL of the blog run by a famous tumblr user
That's Moderately Raven is my favorite tumblr user!
by peyton fan September 17, 2012
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Shower Rave

v. n. Blasting Trance/House music and flicking on and off the lights while your roommate or friend is taking a shower. Usually accompanied by dancing and yelling the words "Shower Rave" in a playful manner.
Guy in Shower: WTF?!
Roommates: BOOM! SHOWER RAVE!!!!
Guy in Shower: Ohhhh you guys..
(Guy in Shower starts dancing along)
by Eleven58 December 21, 2008
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Loch Raven Technical Academy

A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.
Scenario 1:

Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"

Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."

Scenario 2:

Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017
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