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Raytarded

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.
Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.
by me February 21, 2005
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raytard/ricktard

a person that is devoid of logical thinking all so know as an assclown.
Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown
by The Slave July 25, 2009
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Ragtard

A contraction of the words "RAGhead" and "reTARD". Member of the Gulf states (Arabs), particularly those who wear the dishdasha and headgear, are reknowned for their lack of education, with Degree qualificaions being handed to them without the need to attend or sit exams at the end of their university courses, leading them to poor decision making in jobs they are not qualified to do.
The expat community in the UAE really resent these RAGTARDS earning big bucks while they have to work twice as hard just to stop them looking as stupid as they are!
by Nigel An'srid March 25, 2019
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Ratarded

A person making a statement, doing an action or inferring either of the two below their standard level of intelligence.
I'm 38 and pooped my pants! That was ratarded!
by 13.5 October 30, 2022
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Age Ratard

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.
"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"
by Truth of Commonsense & Reality September 28, 2023
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raytard

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.
"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"
by Sascha May 27, 2003
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Blackberry Ratard

One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.
Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"

IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"
by CAJONES5 June 12, 2010
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