Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.
One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.
by Anon Divad January 2, 2008
Get the Raptor Jesus mug.1. To grab or steal an object so quickly while yelling "RAPTOR SNATCH" that the victim does not have time to react and usally is extremely embarrassed.
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adj.
The resulting high after smoking large amounts of marijuana (often times unnecessary amounts) similar to the quantity smoked by rappers.
The resulting high after smoking large amounts of marijuana (often times unnecessary amounts) similar to the quantity smoked by rappers.
"Hey Cliff you hangin in there?"
-"Man I'm all rapper high. Why won't you stop packing weed?"
"Quit being a little bitch. We got 3 more 8 gram joints to smoke mother fucker."
-"Oh shit son, your smoking rapper amounts of weed."
-"Man I'm all rapper high. Why won't you stop packing weed?"
"Quit being a little bitch. We got 3 more 8 gram joints to smoke mother fucker."
-"Oh shit son, your smoking rapper amounts of weed."
by big joint rollin September 8, 2011
Get the rapper high mug.The act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.
“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”
by Skudworth February 4, 2012
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The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.
The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.
Guy 1: I'm really shy when it comes to dealing with that girl
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!
by rohanbk February 3, 2010
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Get the rapper mug.Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.
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