East Grand Rapids

A city that is just a part of Grand Rapids, but the people there need a different name to sleep at night. It is a neighborhood made up of pretentious bastards. They think that they are better than everyone, but in reality just pay more in taxes.

I pay alot in taxes, and that makes me a better person!

by alfredhichcock June 12, 2005

Coon Rapids

Also known as Crapids. A northern suburb of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Inhabitants are often mocked for being rednecks/hicks.

Mike's mullet got caught in the door as he reached in to grabt his Pabst from the pickup after the Coon Rapids hockey tournament.

by notahick December 18, 2009

Eaton Rapids

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.

Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009

Grand Rapids

NOT the city in Michigan, but a quaint little town in northern Minnesota. The birth place of actress Judy Garland, where she began her acting career. Home of a real yellow brick road. The official town of the Wizard of Oz. A kick ass town to go fishing, hunting, etc. in.

Joe: So where you from?
Jane: Grand Rapids
Joe: Oh, Michigan? Gross. Sorry to hear that.
Jane: No, Minnesota.
Joe: Oh, right on!

by asilsknab March 5, 2009

Big rapids

A town with an University that took over it
A ton of drunk students
No stores or fun places to go
Boring place ever in Michigan

No one knows where it is

Person: where are u from
Dude: Big rapids Michigan
Person: Where is that
Dude:Do you know Ferris State University is
Person:Ya
Dude: that is big rapids

by HoesBags November 16, 2019

Coon Rapids High School

Coon Rapids High School (CRHS) is the most ghetto school in Anoka county. All the girls are fake and all the guys want are nudes. The teachers are annoying asf and assign so much homework for no reason. Our sports suck and all the guys think they’re gonna go pro. Also known as Coon Ratchet.

Oh you go to Coon Rapids High School? You must be ghetto...

by ihearthoochiemamas February 16, 2021

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011