In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
by fgsfds? April 6, 2009
When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.
Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
by Madison Ryder June 5, 2007
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.
Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan May 29, 2012
The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
by Jordanfromtheblock July 4, 2010
by tezpellet October 14, 2009
what happens when u let your defenses down against your online video game opponent or any opponent. The act of being raped in the face involves two people--the rapist and the person getting raped in the face. It is always better to do the raping then have the raping done to your own face. sometimes face rape can be avoided all together if both players are of the same level of awareness.
let your guard down for one second against your opponent and boomskies you've just been RAPED IN THE FACE.
from hamlet 2: why do i feel raped in the face?
from hamlet 2: why do i feel raped in the face?
by emceehero January 22, 2010
To forcibly remove the helmet from another (American) football player in the course of a play, especially if a personal foul penalty is not called.
Todd Lapham, FOX Sports color commentator: They face raped him!
(Comment made during the University of Texas vs. Iowa State University football game on 13 October 2007. Comment occurred at 8:05 remaining in the first quarter.)
(Comment made during the University of Texas vs. Iowa State University football game on 13 October 2007. Comment occurred at 8:05 remaining in the first quarter.)
by Longhorn fan October 14, 2007