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Glenwood Dinner Rolls

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.
Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."
by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011
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roflsaurus

The hybrid-being who in essence represents absolute, complete, and undying hilarity. In physical shape, it can be described only as a gelatinous monstrosity wielding not the physical construct that is a body, but rather the characteristics of a cross-breed between the exclamation of 'rofl' and a dinosaur.

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During yesterday's regular observation of surroundings, I endeavoured to proceed to terraform the landscape that is my property's front lawn... but lo! A roflsaurus interrupted my labours and struck hilarity into my heart and soul!
by Theodorus March 28, 2004
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ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL

Rolling on floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on me and I live.
MSN...

Ron: Hey Harry uk?
Harry: OH SHIT! Voldermort is here...

Ron: Quick Harry hide!
Harry: He's found me and... OMG he has hair... LOL
Ron: Harry i said RUN AND HIDE!
Harry: ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL
Ron: HA! Voldemort Fail.
by Laurenisapixie May 11, 2010
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Rolls eyes

Looking upward with an expression of contempt, often combined with a sigh. Used to indicate frustration and annoyance with the stupidity of a person or thing.
When Melvin suggests that we do math problems after school instead of smoke weed, everyone rolls eyes and ignores him.
by asspirate12345 June 1, 2006
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Roflsberger

The nickname I made up for Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.
Roflsberger threw another TD!
by Franz Jinkelhiemer July 16, 2008
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bouncer rolls

The fat rolls on the back of some people's heads. The prescence of bouncer rolls means that a person can take a great amount of pain and you do not want to get them angry.
Smartass guy: I didn't want to fuck with that guy. He had bouncer rolls. He'd beat the shit out of me.
by The Lord Your Joe May 29, 2008
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Down wit da rolls

Guy #1 Boy, Casey sure is cute but man she's fat!

Guy #2 That's okay, I'm down wit da rolls!
by Mad EJ January 26, 2009
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