Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

by MissBlob September 02, 2019

Ultimate Risk

1. A game of Risk in which every every dice roll is decided by a game of Monopoly.

Jim: Hey can I get in on the next game of Ultimate Risk?
Tim: Sure, check back in about 5 years.

by jerrglefurggle February 22, 2009

risk it for the biscuit

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

by GeorgeAlice September 04, 2015

risk taker

Another way of describing a BAMF

"man Trevor sure is a risk taker."-Eryn
"no he is just a BAMF"-Aarie

by Bllaarrgg September 01, 2008

Risk Factor

a phrase used to indicate a comment that belies homosexual tendencies

"I love Whitney Houston" - Person A
"Risk Factor" - Person B

"John looks good in the scarf and tight pants" - Person A
"Risk Factor" - Person B

by Felix Factor December 01, 2008

omega risk

Numbers that are pulled out of your ass.

Person A: I think the stats in this presentation were all made up.
Person B: Yes, these numbers represent an Omega Risk.

by LG19 October 26, 2015

risk it for the triscuit

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.

Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."

by Ghetto Wordsmith June 14, 2014