Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

ripping my knitting

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

by marganin January 6, 2011

Chip the Ripper

Great rapper out of Cleveland, featured on mixtape Bitch I'm From Cleveland

I love Chip the Ripper, his songs I'm Fitted, Doors Open, Get It Girl, and I Run My City are great

by Tre T. May 22, 2007

Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

by supersa November 12, 2006

Briggs the Ripper

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.

Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

ripping burlap

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

Ripped it

A phrase meaning you've taken a joke too far or carried the joke on too long. It is often used if someone repeats a joke immediately after someone else has said it in an attempt to be funny. Generally used in Scotland.

-here's to our wives n our girlfriends...may they never meet!
-haha aye mate may they never meet!
-....naw mate, ya ripped it.

by AliceInWonderbra May 18, 2011