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Queem of Mufftard

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
by Switche October 18, 2008
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quomo

the mixture between a homo and a queer
jack links is such a quomo
by moto4rulez August 3, 2009
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queemo

a fag or a homo used to make fun of someone
you are a fuckin queemo get outta my face
by Kala September 24, 2004
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Quombie

Another caucasion slang term for African-Americans or "Negros".
Look at all of those Quombies in the Welfare line.
by C. Pig August 31, 2008
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Queem

"I'd queem him/her."
by Mr. Hernandez1234 October 17, 2011
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quoefe

When a woman releases air from her vaginal cavity causing a sort-of farting noise
"Yo dat bitch just quoefed in ma mouf"

"so I was fuckin dat bitch and I think I farted, but low and behold, dat bitch quoefed."
by strait nigga April 7, 2003
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Quoment

That perfect moment for a quote.
You walk into the bar with your friend... who happens to be a midget... you see this person you've been crushing on for a while, so you walk up and say 'Hi'. The greeting ends on an unfinished note, something feels unsaid... you're ignoring the midget in the room... you drop a quote from your favorite movie 'SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! BOOM! Quoment!
by Rhymenoceros March 26, 2012
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