quippy

A witty person that enjoys delivering one-liners.

"Chandler's so quippy!"

by strotherm May 30, 2016

Quippoorwill

Much like the whippoorwill bird with its incessant call, the quippoorwill is a person who cannot stop quipping; one who endlessly quips, on Facebook and in person.

Neal: All this talk about the economy has got me depressed. I'm gonna go spend my last ten bucks on a six-pack of non-alcoholic beer and get 0.5% drunk.
Bob: No, don't do it!
Neal: I could probably pick it up at Whole Foods. Do you think they'll let me in without my North Face windbreaker and overbrewed coffee?
Bob: Dude, you're like a quippoorwill, or something...
Neal: I got more quips than Picasso got paint.

by Sun Wolf August 7, 2011

quippit

When you have Anal sex ("forgetting" a condom, of course) and are finished, there is going to be an amount of poo packed into your cock nostril. Afterwards, when you goto the bathroom, the pressure in the urethra forces the poo out in banana shape. Placing a small quippit sieve in the toilet will allow you to collect these mysterious treasures. Legend has it, if you collect 10 of these and bury them in the garden, you will be rewarded with 10 years of good luck.

GUY1: I can't believe you won on ANOTHER lottery ticket. How did you get so lucky?
GUY2: One word dude, quippit

by mrweir April 9, 2011

Quipot

A white man who consumes so much marijuana that he actually becomes asian overnight.

Dude did you hear about Deen? He quipoted...

by thedudebro123321 August 17, 2012

quiplashed

When someone gets permanently banned from twitch.tv when a viewer types the "n-word" in the game, "quiplash."

Were you watching John's stream yesterday? I heard he got quiplashed.

by gunkygamer1337 November 30, 2018

Quipple

The final curled end of a freshly dispensed soft serve ice cream, yogurt or other soft serve products. Refer to the Dairy Queen restaurant’s vanilla cone.

“Wow, that’s a perfect quipple on that ice cream cone!”

“The DQ Quipple”

by KyliePie June 22, 2019

quippin' up

It means "just joking about it" quip is another word for joke, so the verb quipping means joking.

Do we really have a test tommarow???????

Na, I'm just quippin' up.

by basketballer12232 November 21, 2010