quick goats

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

Go Quicks

More of a pleasant way to say 'diarrhea'. To have the shits or runs. Short for saying...Go Quick to bathroom.

That food that I ate yesterday gave me the go quicks.

by samiam6977 January 20, 2009

quick maffs

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

by That_good_whyte_privilge November 12, 2017

Quick Marta

Make someone fall in love with you, then proceed to leave to another country once you have their heart.

*Brian* Max are you gonna go out with your girlfriend tonight?
*Max* *Crying* No! She pulled a quick Marta! She’s gone *More sobbing*

by TheeRealMarjorie January 24, 2018

Quick charge boi

Someone who can comeback with good comebacks really fast

I was in a rap battle with Lucas and fuck was a a quick charge boi

by masonthemissile November 10, 2022

ninja quickness

used to refer to someone doing something quickly like a ninja.

Do it with the ninja quickness... we're in a hurry.

by YourMom July 6, 2004

Green-Apple-Quick-Step

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.

"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."

by Macsotsu January 30, 2005