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Quantify

A word spoken by cunts for cunts to make them seem more intlligent than they actually are.
by RobotLegs36 August 21, 2009
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Quantitties

Measurestick for the female milky-squeezy thingy.
Wow, man. Those are some quantitties...
by The Tardy Turdies May 3, 2006
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Quantious

An incredible amalgamation of the words copious and quantity, implying a very large amount.
Ed: What did you get up to last night Gus?
Gus: I drank quantious amounts of beer. Absolutely hanging off my tits now.
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Quanice

Quanice is one of the meanest but baddest bitches you will ever meet! But she always got yo back!
Quanice is my best friend but she mean af!
by Anonymissy October 16, 2019
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Quantinius the VII

This is a racist term that has been quite popular on platforms like Reddit and Twitter, often times this term is associated with the n word but this term rather than to be offensive in an aggressive way, it is offensive in a depressing way. The textbook definition of this term is, "Person of dark skinned especially Nigerian race being falsely convicted of crimes." Its origin is not well known but its is believed to have just been a picture of a black man in jail.
Look at this new Quantinius the VII
by TheRedditSupreme May 4, 2022
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quantikash

noun meaning to cancatervate a pentapompetic experiencing paresthesia and cachinnate phosphene
Hey bro, why are you doing a quantikash???
I’m sorry bro I can’t control myself !
by garlic _knot September 24, 2022
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Aggressive-Quantifying

When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.
POP = Pissed-off person

Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look fit enough to do it yourself.

Scenario B:

Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?

Scenario C:

POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.

Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!

Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!
by Playrr May 10, 2020
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