qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.

Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.

by the failure... May 29, 2009

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

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`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? is when you get bored, and you have a qwerty keyboard so you decide to type every letter on the keyboard. If that is what happened, watch some youtube videos.

im really bored. `1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>?

by DumbleDorkest January 12, 2021

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when you move your finger across your keyboard from left to right then right to left then left to right when you should be working on your homework

i was so bored so i qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm to keep me entertained

by Skyler_zxz November 19, 2016

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When you no longer see the purpose of life, and type random letters into the search bar, and decide to do a few orders of letters. More bored than any of the other gibberish words, even more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq.

Person 1: What is the purpose of life?
Person 2: Good question.
Person 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: Don't you know what that means?
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: I've lost my sanity.
Person 2 has left the chat

by khrocksg March 29, 2017

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So, you've probably seen plenty of these because you want some entertainment and the reactions of these people. You missed another stage. It continues after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. At this point, you forgot what grammar is in the first place, and want to keep going anyway.

Guy 1 : Hey! What's up?
Guy 2: The sky.

Guy 1: That's not what I mean, I'm saying what's going on?
Guy 1: You do seem quite bored...
Guy 2: I've typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into a search engine.
Guy 1: . . .
Guy 1: *calls asylum*
Guy 2: WAIT NO-
Guy 3: What's going on?
Both Guy 1 & Guy 2: Shut up, nobody likes you.

The end, Guy 3 raged and blew up earth.

by COCACOLAESPUMA March 11, 2021

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The final stage of boredom

Guy 1: *Writes*qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
Guy 2: Man that guy must be bored.

by Manny Variones November 19, 2013