quagmire 

male species on the show family guy(BEST SHOW EVER) who is hornier than any other man.

quagmire is the man!

quagmire. "lois i do anything to you."
lois. "what?"
quagmire. "i do anything for you."

quagmire by thomas j brown October 25, 2007

Quagmire 

A quagmire is the catch phrase that a purvert uses to example his purvertedness.

"Giggity Giggity Goo!" is my quagmire.

Quagmire by awesomejon March 18, 2008

quagmire 

the best character of family guy

quagmire: ALLLLLLL RIIGHHHTTT

quagmire by onewhodies November 16, 2010

Quagmire 

perverted character in family guy

"hey meg, 18 yet?"

"gigadee gigadee"

"oh!"

Quagmire by clevelandsteamer July 21, 2008

quagmire 

a golf clothing company with a dichotomic brand name, pertaining to lifestyle choice and not beating yourself up for not being perfect. in a world created by the perfection of trial and error its a relief to know that making mistakes is the best thing you can possibly do.
doesnt hurt that a favorite t.v. personailty with unique tastes of a popular american t.v. show happens to be named quagmire. which may or may not be what comes to mind when talking about this brand of clothing.

"i just pulled a quagmire"

quagmire by just a dude May 25, 2012

quagmire 

A ho that has been used at least three times; a three time used ho.

Jen was dropped like a used ho, therefor making her a quagmire.

quagmire by The number one beast September 16, 2005

Quagmire 

a stupid and petty little group of children who seems to think these definitions he puts up here are meant to make us feel bad. just save it. you're all pathetic.

go superquagmire! awayy! omg, you're all such cocks,james, joe, simon, luke, craig, and mike. you know who you are, now go away you cock sucking, pony humping pricks.

Quagmire by moose February 10, 2005