The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'
Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.
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The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.
The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.
Person A: Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!
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They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.
This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".
This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".
Sheldon: All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.
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popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained
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the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
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Get the Swish Pants mug.A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
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