pustache

A vaginal hairstyle.

That chick has a handlebar pustache.

by GregN January 26, 2007

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 10, 2003

pistachio sex

when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out

“hey paul how was your night?”
“it was amazing, me and stacey had pistachio sex!”

by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021

hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it

Did your gir like that hot pistachio

by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

pussachino

pussachino can be used as an insult or a joke, a person who is a pussy, weak and scrawny at the same time.

you could use pussachino to describe someone or you could use it to mess around with your mates

Damn Frank is the biggest pussachino ngl (insult)
Hey if it isnt my favourite pussachino (joke)

by AliceIsSooSexy March 23, 2021

Mustachio

A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?

by labeario November 24, 2009