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Purse banana

A perfectly yellow, ready to eat banana that a woman puts in her purse to eat when she is on the go. However, while in transit, the banana becomes overly bruised, bounced around in the bottomless abyss that is her purse.

Ultimately, by the time the woman gets to her destination, the banana is brown and mushy.
By the time I got to work, my yellow banana turned into a purse banana. I had a few unsatisfactory, mushy bites then I tossed it.
by DoubleVisionT March 23, 2013
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prison purse

1. a man's ass in prison

2. a woman's vagina in a female prison
he brought his smokes into the jail in his prison purse

do you have a candy bar?...
let me check the (prison) purse
by B. Daddy July 2, 2008
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Purd

It could be used to agree with someone
Sam: ong ima beat her ass
Me: purdd
by Jungkook’s slave October 2, 2020
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PURSE

I finaly got some purse from that girl last nite.
by uno-siete January 6, 2008
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open your purse

Open Your Purse is a phrase that took its relevancy around May 2020 during the Coronavirus pandemic and the rise of civil unrest in the U.S because it put celebrities and blue tick approved "influencers" in check. It emphasizes that their money only matters when it's being donated to actually help others because their sappy "wE nEEd mOre lOvE" and "eVerYonE sTay sAfE" posts were not helping infected, the arrested, protesters nor front line medical workers".
Gerard Way (who wrote the song "Teenagers" in a matter of minutes while on a subway) : I could start by saying I have needed time to think, to explain away the days (4) of silence. I could say there are no words, or that I don’t know how to begin —

Fan 1: Open your purse

Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.

Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE
by VeeVeeVroom June 4, 2020
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purse bitch

A man standing outside the ladies dressing room holding the purse of his woman while she tries on new clothes.
Chris was so embarressed to be standing around in the mall looking like a purse bitch.
by Bino August 3, 2004
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