punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

Punching the Sack

Any activity involving touching or pleasuring the scrotum/Balls, how ever you call it.

After playing video games, Brian suggested playing a game of Punching the Sack with Max. ;)

by moars June 4, 2010

Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.

Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!

by Bigg Mike July 3, 2005

Punching down

To insult or abuse someone for being lesser in some way (usually objectively) than yourself.

Stop being an asshole and punching down just because you're better at sports.

by TheAlps November 11, 2022

punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

by ramrodd October 28, 2006

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010