pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.

Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh

by JuanPelota May 1, 2011

word puritan

A closed-minded person who sees all language in black and white with no exceptions. They are sticklers for one dictionary as their lone authority on every word. They are anal sticklers about language and they refuse to accept any new slang words as legitimate additions to a certain language. Esp., English.

The Scrabble buff was a "word puritan" and he refused to accept any coinage of a new word that was not from his authoritative source.

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

Putita

American Spanish for Little Bitch

Take that cock out of your ass, and take that shot of Jagermeister, fucking putita.

by pimpdaddy October 18, 2004

Punit

Big Boss Man. The Kingpin. The one.

If Neo met Tomb Raider and they had babies, they still wouldn't be as mac as Punit.

If Superman and Wonderwomen got down and dirty, they still couldn't make babies as hard as Punit

Did you see Al Pacino in The Godfather the other night? He's a real Punit!

What do you think of Robert De Niro? He's a real Punit!

I want to be a Punit one day!

Man I wish I was Punit.

by bigpapa2011 June 29, 2011

lilly pulitzer

an amazing preppy clothing company that designs cute patterns and legit clothes for any preppy damn day.

preppy girl 1: wow, her outfit is so cute!
preppy girl 2: of course it is, its lilly.

by your best friend May 9, 2005

pudita

A sweet sweet part of the female anatomy as determined at any given moment by the one and only MPS.

BW has got an UNBELIEVABLE pudita!

by LeftEye2Pac June 18, 2008

punitive dining

Ordering the most expensive meal on the menu, on the firm's/company's tab, when one is forced to dine at their desk on a Friday evening.

PARTNER: "Harris, can you stay late to finish this brief? Dewey Cheatum & Howe will pay for dinner."

ASSOCIATE 1: "Sure. I'll have the lobster."

ASSOCIATE 2: "Yes! Punitive Dining!"

by An associate July 20, 2008