psp 

Something that only oblivious, rich, and ignorant gamers buy. Bragging about it's ability to play movies, music, and what-not, people forget to mention that you need the memory stick in order to do anything, and the sticks that're out now do not hold much.

Having to re-buy all the movies in Sony's UMD format, and with a majority of it's games being poor rehashes and ports (but still get good scores because of ignorant fanboyism) it screams, GIMMICK! But people still buy this trash anyways because the gaming industry is being flooded by casual gamers that know squat. (not insulting, it's the truth, sorry the truth hurts folks)

Casual gamer: (way too overexuberant) Yo man, I had to rip 350+ dollars outta my butt to get the PSP, a rehashed game, memory stick, and a movie I already have!! I'm so awesome!

True Gamer: Sucks to be you! XD I hope you and your family starves now that you have no money! Eventually leading up to the event of cannibalism in order to survive!

psp by Dark Fox May 8, 2005

psp 

Playstation Portable. A system that puts out graphics near PS2 quality and kicks DS in the balls.

I used to have a DS, but I traded it in for a psp.

psp by Mr. Nintendo May 13, 2005

PSP 

The best portable device ever made period.

Person 1: Haha I can play GBA games on my DS and you can't on your PSP
Person 2: Actually, yes I can as well as NES, SNES, N64, PS1, GB, GBC, and many other games too!

PSP by Justingraziano August 12, 2008

psp 

Overrated handheld made by Sony. Is being PWND by the DS. It's not known by everyone, but the DS actually CAN play movies and stuff.

Check it out! I'm on the internet with my PSP! Isn't it- *battery dies*

psp by Jordan April 24, 2005

PSP 

portable stripping pole

John:Yo,Mike let's go to the strip joint.I feel like getting a lap dance tonight.

Mike:Don't need to I got 4 hookers and a PSP in my van.

PSP by NONENONENONE December 10, 2006

PSP 

Post Sex Piss - The first slash just after fucking.

Just after fucking i love to go for a PSP as it feels awesome to flush out my cock.

PSP by Mike Literous January 23, 2009

psp 

Sony's handheld gaming device, the PlayStation Portable. Unfairly put on the same playing field as the Nintendo DS.

The PSP is a fairly good, albeit expensive, portable gaming system. The graphics quality is quite good, the LCD screen is simply beautiful and the games are getting better.

Pros:
Huge LCD screen
Great games coming out
Adaptablity -it can play music, you can watch videos, play games, get RSS feeds, connect to any wireless hotspot, and more-
Feels solid without being heavy
Pretty much idiotproof.

Cons:
Battery life can be a bit irritating at times; having the battery die while you are, say, in the car driving through Montana at 4 in the morning is most unappreciated. The battery lasts about 3-6 hours depending on the graphics of the game; however the battery life can be significantly lengthened by lowering the sound.

According to many people, it scratches easily although I've had mine since launch and only have one scratch.

It requires more care than many people want to give it: it must be kept in its case while not played, screen protectors are a necessity lest the beautiful field of LCD goodness be marred, it absolutely must not be dropped, etc.

The analog nub is placed the best it could be, but for those of us with longer fingers it gets a bit painful after a while.

The PSP is often unfairly compared to the Nintendo DS. The PSP is intended to deliver a wide range of services moderately well to an older audience, whereas the DS can be given to an average 5-year old and survive. The PSP is a more sophisticated, precise piece of hardware and also had to come out on the market earlier than SONY would have liked due to pressures for the release. The PSP is SONY's first handheld system and is pretty damn good all things considered. What killed its potential as an even-field competitor to the DS was pricing, but in the end it's worth it.

People often put unfair demands on their PSP; it is not intended to replace your laptop, mp3 player, DVD player or whatever other gaming systems you have at home. I use my PSP to play music and it does that fine. The layout isn't ideal for an mp3 player, but it works.

There is an odd quality to many DS vs PSP debates in that someone is either the hugest fan or despises the console with all their heart. One either composes romantic haiku for the PSP or sneaks up in the dead of night with a beaker of poison. One is either engaged to their DS, or would like to see the lot of them thrown in to a pit of scalding vegetable oil. Few people can see the middle ground.

PSP dude: PSP IS GOD. PSP IS GOD. PSP IS GOD.

DS dude: DS IS GOD. DS IS GOD. DS IS GOD.

*carnage*

psp by Dr. Moreau July 30, 2008