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Proto-pseudo-gangster 

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.
Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!
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Proto-bro 

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.
William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.
Proto-bro by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016

Proto-Breasts 

Noun; What some people think men, especially white men will develop by the year 2040. They are similar to female breasts, but apparently not as developed. This thought comes from the conspiracy that masculinity in white males are in the decline, though this theory is nothing but pseudoscience.
Bob:Did you know that white men will develop Proto-Breasts by 2040?
Alice:If you believe shit like that, chances are you already developed them.
Proto-Breasts by Kugeln June 29, 2019

proto matrix 8

An excellent gun and an excellent price. The pm8 was the gun that Mikko Huttnunen used to win world cup with the paintball team ironmen.
dude im gonna get a proto matrix 8 for my birthday!
proto matrix 8 by Marcus Gil May 20, 2008

proto ratchet 

When something, whether it be a song, movie or club, was ratch before ratchet became ratchet. It was the precursor to modern day ratchism.
"Yo Coops! Throw on that proto ratchet Sean Paul track."
"You mean the Gimme the Light Pass the Dro-Voisier Remix feat. Busta Ryhmes."
"Yea. So hype!"
proto ratchet by rumskib March 6, 2014

proto-mullet 

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status
Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.
proto-mullet by Rumsey February 11, 2008