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Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
by Taenun August 12, 2022
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Prosextinating

Prosextinate (verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"
by Altar Echo February 13, 2025
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Prosextinate

(verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.
Ways to prosextinate:

Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops."
by Altar Echo February 13, 2025
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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Prosaxtinating

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.
Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.
by MBagsworth January 11, 2012
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Protesting Hillary

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"
by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017
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Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.
I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.
by KEQ October 9, 2017
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