procrapsturbate

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.

Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.

by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

procrastachievement

the art of putting off an onerous task by accomplashing a less onerous one.

Instead of doing expense reports at work I worked on definitions for Urban Dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while

by photominer May 27, 2009

Procrastabooking

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

Procramming

When one waits too long to finish programming for a class. A form of procrastination often associated with Computer Science and Applied Information Technology.

Shit! We have that code due to Quack in like an hour. Looks like we will be Procramming once again. Why the hell do we wait so long!

by AIT302 December 7, 2012

Procrasteating

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

by luckybon October 25, 2012

Procrasdemon

A demon possession that makes you procrastinate on useless tasks.

Tyrone is a really good rapper but he just smokes weed and watches Netflix all day, I guess, he is possessed with a Procrasdemon.

by JESUSMAHLORD February 13, 2020